Mario's darkness

Mario is talking to princess peach. He never leaves her alone. He doesn't let anyone else even near her. So when her good friend Bowser sends his children to bring her a cake and invite her to his house, Mario flips. He can't even let her talk to her old friend Bowser. So he begins chasing them. There a turtles in the way. They are completely innocent and are just wandering in the wild. And yet, that fiend Mario can't even stand anything that looks like Bowser, so he crushes his skull by jumping on it. What a brutal way to die. But Mario doesn't care. He just keeps jumping, because all he wants to do is have Peach all to himself. Peach is glad to be away from him, but Mario could never let her be happy. There's a reason Peach hates Mario so much. He does drugs. Tonnes of them. He can't even get by a level without taking magic mushrooms. He also take the drug nicknamed "flower" Why Mario? Why? He is so angry that he breaks into Bower's child's house...and murders him by jumping on his head. He claims it was self defense. But so what if that turtle was attacking him? He had trespassed on his property, the turtle had every right to attack Mario. 
"Help me!" cries Toad.Mario saves Toad. What? Why would an obsessive drugged up freak claiming to be an Italian plumber save that toad? Ah, of course. He's in if for the mushrooms. I told you he was obsessive. Finally, after killing all of Bower's beloved children, he comes face to face with Bowser himself. Bowser tries to defend himself. Peach calls out: "Mario!" She wants him to stop. Eventually, Mario does the unthinkable. He drop that poor innocent gigantic turtle...into lava! Peach is so distraught she doesn't even protest when Mario forcibly takes her back to the castle. 

There are other like Mario too. His brother Luigi and his best friends Blue Toad and Yellow Toad. They are as bad, if not worse than Mario himself. They've all had crazy drugged up experiences as well, like the time Luigi got himself so stoned he thought he was in a mansion full of ghosts. Crazy. But their tales, are yet to be told...



Here we go!