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Saturday, January 14, 2012

Dammit Terfle




So. you have heard the terfle's thoughts on skyward sword and skyrim. he thought he was stealing. little did he know, that I WANTED HIM TO MAKE A POST LIKE THAT.

terfle talked about travel, items and experience. i will talk about story, combat and characters.
Story
now for my version.

Skyward sword: the story for skyward sword follows the basic zelda formula. "O noes! princess Zelda has been k
idnapped by a creepy middle aged Lincoln wannabe. go and save her!" but this time, its a little different. for starters, link actually has great reason to rescue zelda other than her being royalty. link and Zelda, and i quote from 4ever, have an ob

vious "thing..." going on. they clearly like each other. (you know what i mean here.) secondly, the main enemy of the game, girahim, is not a creepy fat
guy, but a rather... odd character. NOTE: if you were defeated by girahim in your first encounter with him, you have bee
n humiliated. i am s
orry. go fight bobokins and humiliate them to restore your manliness.

Skyrim: you are the dragonborn. your quest is to seek out and defeat the dragons. especially alduin. the big bad IMA KILL U AND EAT UR BA
BBEHS of d
ragons. Skyrim also has a compelling side story, a WAR. in skyrim, dragons take presidence over brothers killing each other... right...
each quest aslo has its own story line, so those ar
e the two main ones.

Combat
skyrim: you can fight with magic, 1 handed or 2 handed weapons in skyrim. magic can be used if your magika bar has enough left in it, 1 handed weapons swing faster than 2 handed, but 2 handed deal WAYYYYY more damage. while th
ere are many weapons and spells to choose from
in skyrim, you have no controll over where you swing your weapon, or fire your spells (and arrows). you can not attack around blocks making enemies with sheild annoying and rather tedious to f
ight.

Skyward sword:

skyward sword does the exact opposite. you only have your items and your sword to fight with, but your control over them is far more realistic. sword combat allows you to attack around blocks, this prevents fights with regular foes from
taking too long, and boss fights far more difficult. you have to read your opponents moves to find the right opportunity to strike. or just swing wildly and hope for a hit.
However, there is always a case of the miss swing. you swing in one direction, but link swings in another.
Characters:


Skyrim.

a lot of the charaters in skyrim are really memorable. Ralof, kudlak whitemane, ulfric stormcloak, and delphine. but the minor characters are easily forgettable. especially the guards. the only reason everyone remembers them is due to a joke that has no place here. why? IT TOOK AN
ARROW IN THE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Also, alduin is one of those villans you grow to hate, but not very much. kind of like ganon... from ocarina of time where he actually does stuff to you.

Skyward sword:
each character in skyward sword has their own unique personality. groose is a try-hard, FLedge is the young guy who needs help... a lot... and then there is girahim...
SWEET
ZOMBIE JEEBUZ. Grahim is by far the easiest tyrant to dislike in any zelda game for the simple reason that he makes a fool of you. Ganon was all like meh, Girahim takes no chances he wants you gone as early as possible.

this has been my comparison.
but my next question to you, who would win in a fight between Girahim, Ganondorf and any other villain that doesn't reappear as much.

15 comments:

  1. by humiliated, i mean emasculated

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  2. I should do a post about this as well, just to fit in

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  3. wait... U GOT SKYRIM 4EVER?????

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  4. also, when you first fought girahim, did you defeat him on your first try?

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  5. No, I don't has Skyrim yet. I will get it soon though. I beat Girahim on my first go. I also have every heart except for one.

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  6. Skyrim and Skyward Sword suck. COD is the only good game these days. Every installment is amazing and games like Arkham City are so boring because you can't get any kill streaks. People always say Ocarina of Time is the best game ever? Guess anyone who says that hasn't played MW3. I can't believe it didn't win game of the year...

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  7. i agree COD is the best game of all time. thez alls aree thwe best. nintendio siht dosse not come close at allz. they don't havs any good game playz and no GUNZZZZZ you need gunz to make it a goodz games. no gunz=babz gamez

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  8. Are you by any chance 4 year old kids who think they own at COD but scream and burt into tears when they get sniped?

    Fellow blog owners: UNITE!

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  9. Firstly, is the second cod obsessor literate? at all? and anyway isn't battlefield 3 better than cod?

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  10. hahahahaha the second one even managed to spell ninja wrong

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  11. firztly i'mz not literate i just speakz the l33t speakz of COD NIJAZ (that'z hhow you spell nija) and battlefield 3 is shit, you needz squadz and team workz to win, were in CODZ you just need skill and l33t speakz. and whatz kind of name is trefle some nintendio game, what a stupied namez.

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  12. the fact that you have resorted to poor grammar saddens me

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  13. now, be gone you trolls

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  14. what's this unauthorized trolling, well i see to that. i am sure my friends are better than you at cod and will be happy to shoot your 10 year "l33t speakz" out of you

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  15. besides. qwik scopin takes absolutely no skill.
    all you need is to be able to see your target and then snap-lock onto them.

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